NaPoWriMo Day 2: Recipe for Trump Tacos

Recipe for Trump Tacos


1 hollow tostada wall
2-½ cups of beef (coarse ground)
5 unpresidented heaping tablespoons of salt
⅓ cup of soggy lettuce (as filler)
3oz. finely shredded carrots (old and wrinkled, preferably)
½ cup of chopped, sunburnt tomatoes
⅗ cup of token Black olives (olives matter!)
8oz. shredded yellow cheddar
1 sad tablespoon of sour cream
7 teaspoons of alternative salsa from New York City

Best enjoyed alone in a tower

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